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This site is created by Jim Laprel; avid runner, comic and blogger. See my schedule below for my latest comedy appearances. Click on my blogs to see my latest thoughts on the New England Patriots and the NFL, as well as other aspects of life.

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Thursday, January 31, 2013

Keeping It Complex


It always makes me laugh when I hear talk about changing federal tax laws. We will soon be hearing sound bites concerning a bill in the Senate to "simplify" the code to a flat rate of 17% and a tax return the "size of a post card".

I've been hearing this for over 30 years. This is the ultimate example of pandering to the people. I always felt that tax laws are written by the rich and for the rich and various special interest groups.

That's just how it is. I'm not saying it's right, but it's the system we live with. Good luck to anyone who tries to reform the tax laws.

Lawyers, accountants, financial advisers and tax preparers all have a stake in keeping the laws complex. It's good for business and provides job security for them.

9:23 pm est 

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Too Many Captains


Parents are too involved with youth sports teams. It begins as soon as they start playing organized games and continues through high school. You can always count on parents to exhibit boorish behavior at their kid's sporting events. Everyone thinks their child is going to be a future Olympian or professional athlete.

When I ran track and cross country in high school, we had either a captain or co-captains for each sport. I thought that was a reasonable representation. The captains don't really do anything. It was a popularity contest then and now. However, it does look good on college applications.

We have trained our kids to think that everyone needs to win. Nobody can ever suffer a defeat because it's bad for self-esteem. That's why we have a situation on a local high school wrestling team with five captains. That's more than most NFL teams. Why does a high school team need that many?

I have no doubt it was because of pressure exerted on the coach and athletic director by the parents who could not imagine their child not being a captain. They should just name everyone on the team a captain. Nobody would have their feelings hurt.


11:53 am est 

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Itching For It


I continue to battle the dry skin on my hands by using lotion daily. It seems to be helping. I also have a lot of dryness on my legs. There are times when I scratched too much to relieve the dry itch.

Before I took a shower, I lotioned my legs and waited an hour. The shower felt good, although it's a good idea to avoid hot water on itchy skin.

This is a good thing to do on a daily basis or at least until I get past the dry and itchy skin. Usually, it stays around into spring.

7:12 pm est 

Monday, January 28, 2013

A Taste of Honey


I never use honey. I've only tasted it a few times in my tea. I never thought much of it until tonight when I had a cup of tea and a teaspoon of honey. It was a delicious drink. I had another cup on top of it.

I wrote down the name of the brand. I'll be looking out for it in the market. I'm sure they all taste different, but I liked this one a lot.

It looks like I'll be using this stuff in the future. This will be the first time I ever bought honey.


10:45 pm est 

Sunday, January 27, 2013

The Cold Facts


The recent cold weather has effected many people, both in a positive and negative way. It often becomes a death sentence to the homeless who live on the streets across America. Some die from exposure, but their deaths often get little attention other than someone saying that it should not have happened.

I have no doubt that homeless people died in New York City over the last week. The cold was just too much for some, no matter how well they prepared.

One positive benefit was the city had no homicides over a course of nine days. It's interesting to note that this period coincided with the recent cold spell.

Things got back to normal yesterday when a 20 year old man was murdered in Queens. Every victim has a face and a story. Their demise often generates only a few lines, if any, in the newspapers.

The city has trumpeted its success in lowering murders last year with only 414, but that doesn't matter to the family of the victims. It has done a remarkable job when you consider that there were 2,245 homicides in 1989.


1:34 pm est 

Saturday, January 26, 2013

A Week In The Subway


New York City is facing an epidemic of people being struck by subway trains. Last year saw 55 fatalities. Most of them were suicides.

Advocates are calling for some type of safety barrier to be installed to prevent people from falling onto the tracks. It's not a bad idea, but the cost for the entire system could be close to $1 billion.

Three people were struck this week. The first victim was killed after walking to the end of the platform and entering the track tunnel around 4:30am. The second one died after throwing themself into a train approaching Times Square. The third person was saved by a Good Samaritan after falling onto the tracks while drunk.

More victims will join the list in the upcoming weeks and months. What is the responsibility of government to prevent such tragedies? The subway provides an easy way for them to end their life, but will they find another way if prevented by a barrier?

The issue is very complex and without an easy solution.

10:51 am est 

Friday, January 25, 2013

Always Unreliable


It's easy to see why the US Postal Services loses $25 million daily in its operation. Customer satisfaction is not one of their strongest points.

Yesterday, I received one of my monthly magazines in sealed plastic. I didn't think that much of it because National Geographic does the same thing. When I removed it, I found six other duplicate issues. I was about to recycle them when I noticed they had names and addresses in my neighborhood.

I brought them to the local post office. The clerk rolled her eyes and said this happens periodically when workers are careless. Apparently, many magazines get delivered to the post office in this format, based on the zip+4. All of the magazines owners lived near my home. 

Someone at the post office should have taken them out of the sealed pouch and distributed them to the proper routes for delivery. If I hadn't gone to the post office, these people would have missed their magazine delivery for the month.

It makes me wonder about my TIME magazine which arrived a few weeks ago. It was badly mangled and had torn pages. It was just another day at the post office.

1:14 am est 

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Crazy Ideas In The Big Apple


A group of local citizens will be meeting to discuss ideas for the future of Haverhill. I'm all in favor of this type of discussion as long as the ideas are logical. A few years ago, I viewed an exhibition at the local library that illustrated some of their ideas. I must admit that some were not financially feasible or actually doable for a variety of reasons.

I read an article today on ideas that were proposed to enhance the future of New York City. They were proposed as early as 1934. Some of them were rather bizarre.

One proposal was to fill in a 10 mile section of the Hudson River to provide more land for the expansion of Manhattan. That certainly would have eliminated the ship traffic on the West Side.

The late Buckminster Fuller thought it would be a good idea to build a two-mile dome over mid-town Manhattan in 1960. It would have been climate controlled and created a unique living environment. Nobody said how they would build it over the skyscrapers.

Slums have always been an issue in the city. Why not build 15 towers of 100 stories each to eliminate Harlem? Each would have been built in the shape of a nuclear power-plant cooling tower.

The public housing projects built after World War II created their own social problems. They were usually 15-20 stories. One can only imagine what 100 stories would have lead to.

One of the final ideas that was outlined was the proposal for the 2012 Olympics. It would have destroyed most of the West Side from 34th to 42nd street and from 8th Ave to the Hudson River.

It's a good thing that a lot of ideas don't get off the drawing board. The scary part is that sane people thought of them and had a lot of support.


5:04 pm est 

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Obviously Cold


Whenever I listen to all-news radio, I hear the same stories around the hour. They change the wording at times, but keep the same sound bites.

Weather people can be very annoying on stormy days or cold ones like today. They seem to have a need to editorialize about how cold it is. They also like to tell people to dress warm.

Everyone knows how cold it is, but they overdid it today. It was 15 degrees and a little windy when I went for a run around 1pm. It wasn't as bad as I thought it might be. They made it sound like I was going for a run in the Artic. As soon as we have a warm day, they will be telling everyone to get outside and enjoy it.

The 6pm news will have the obligatory interview with people outside and saying how they stay warm. They could use footage from a few years ago and we wouldn't know the difference.

4:26 pm est 

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

A New Roll


After filling my gas tank, I pressed the button to get a receipt. It printed out, but had the infamous solid red line on the edge of the paper. The paper roll was nearing the end.

The clerk inside only finds out when a customer goes to see them to get a receipt. It happened to me last week on my way to a comedy show. I spent several minutes in the store trying to get a receipt.

I have no idea how many more receipts can be printed. The roll will end at some point. You just don't want to be that customer who finds out.

7:11 pm est 

Monday, January 21, 2013

Teach & Learn


I already knew it when they tried to teach me in the 6th grade. It was the difference between the words "learn" and "teach". I never understood why there was confusion over their meaning. I knew back then, but people still misuse the words now.

When I was 21, I worked in a butcher shop. They had professional meat cutters who did the job so well. The owner once said to me "if you are good, we will learn you the cut". It didn't make any sense back then when I heard that expression.

I have no idea how I could ever learn you about anything.

9:19 pm est 

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Crumbling Cities


There is so much infrastructure in America that needs to be replaced. Roads and bridges constantly need work. Water and sewer lines are ancient in many communities. The cost is astronomical. Thousands could be put to work, but nothing gets done until there is a problem or people have been impacted.

We saw that in a local community where a house nearly burned to the ground. Fire officials said that low pressure in old water mains hindered their efforts to fight the fire.

This should never happen, but it does more than it should. Citizens pay taxes and should get at least the minimum amount of services and protection.

These areas of low water pressure are often identified after the damage has been done. Meanwhile, the infrastructure continues to crumble in front of us.

5:02 pm est 

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Lousy Commercials


I appreciate the creativity of commercials on radio and television. The ones for the Super Bowl always draw a great deal of attention. In recent years, some advertisers have tried too hard to make the greatest commercial in history. As a result, they often have a number of lame ads.

I was very dissapointed today when I tuned into 1010WINS on-line. I enjoy listending to my favorite all-news radio station from New York City. Not only did they have too many commercials, but they were lousy ones.

I don't know who created them, but they need to do a better job. I can accept on-line advertising as a fact of life, but at least do something that is entertaining.

2:16 pm est 

Friday, January 18, 2013

A Can't Win Decision


The decision to cancel school on a snowy day is a difficult one to make at times. We saw that locally the other day when the decision was made to go forward with classes.

Some parents were outraged that their kids had to deal with adverse conditions. Social media magnifies this problem even more because everyone can have a voice and hide behind their comments.

Cancelling school can certainly impact day care issues. Each day missed adds another one on at the end of the school year. Parents get upset when their kids go late into June. There is no pleasing them one way or the other.

I would not want to be the one who makes the final decision on having school on a snowy day.


3:53 pm est 

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Pointless Complaining


The snow yesterday brought out the whining in some people. Apparently, they don't realize that it's winter in New England in January. They were complaining about wanting the 65 degree temperatures we had on Monday.

Some of these people get so delusional.People mock global warming and say they want more of these warm temperatures. They are the same ones who will complain when we have vicious rain storms this spring and summer.

I think peopl who complain about the weather have other issues. It's pointless to do it. There is nothing on earth anyone can do. It's one thing to complain, but some people say some really stupid things.

12:23 am est 

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Just Another Closing


Churches are an important part of any community. They are part of the social fabric and play a role in the lives of their members.

In recent years, the Boston Archdiocese has been closing churches due to a shortage of priests and dwindling attendance. Many of the vacant churches and related properties have been sold to private developers. Some have remained as churches for other religions.

I read a sad story of St Joseph's Church in Salem, Mass. It had a very devoted group of parishioners who were there since its construction in 1949.

I always noticed its distinctive white bricks and cross-shaped design whenever I drove through Salem. The church was torn down this week. Housing will rise on the site. It's a good use for the land, but it's a shame that a building like that was simply discarded. The church was a vital part of the community for so many years, but one day it became expendable.

The Archdiocese is too quick to sell property to get money in return, but they have their own financial problems. It's a shame that the church was taken away from its parishioners. It can't be replaced.


12:14 am est 

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Can't Slow Down


Getting struck by a subway train in New York City happens far too frequently. Some victims were suicide attempts while others were pushed onto the path of the incoming trains. Last year, 139 were struck resulting in 54 deaths.

Train operators have been advised by their union to slow down to 10 mph when approaching a station. Currently, the trains come barreling in at 30-40 mph.

I have watched them many times and thought that nobody could possibly survive a train strike. I often wondered why they never slow down.

Apparently, MTA management is against any slowing down because they feel it will impact the system speed along the line. That makes sense because of the signal system and switches inside the tunnels. I have been on trains that stopped for 15-30 seconds while waiting for clearance to proceed.

MTA officials are now concerned that the union will use the tactic during their contract negotiations. Both sides make a valid point. I'm not sure what the solution is other than staying as a far away from the tracks as possible and keeping an eye out for suspicious looking people who might try to shove someone onto the tracks.

11:17 am est 

Monday, January 14, 2013

Let's Keep It Cold


It's almost 60 degrees today. It was a lovely day for a run with the sun shining brightly. Everyone wants more warm days, but this is not good for us.

These types of temperature changes are bad for the environment. We went through this last winter with days in the 70's. We will pay for it eventually. I think we saw it with Super Storm Sandy.

I have no doubt that we could get another storm like that. We have altered the atmosphere too  much by polluting it. If people want weather like this daily, they need to move to a warmer climate. However, those places have their own natural disasters to deal with. 

3:15 pm est 

Sunday, January 13, 2013

The Bad Marriage of Birds & Planes


In the last two days, there have been two jets struck by birds during takeoffs at JFK airport. This presents a huge and potentially fatal problem for the planes involved.  Both planes continued on without any problems, but it's only a matter of time before there is a catastrophe.

Birds and airport runways are a bad combination. Animal activists bristle at any notion of removing the birds or destroying them, but something needs to be done. Many airports are located by the water on the east coast. It's a ticking bomb waiting to go off.

Nothing will ever get done until they bring another jet down with fatalities. Even then, the supporters of the birds will say it's not the birds fault.

6:16 pm est 

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Good Old Post Office


The US Postal Service managed to lose $15.9 billion during fiscal year 2012. It's easy to see why with the change in mailing habits by Americans. This is not the Post Office of the 1950's, but they seem to live in that world. The only thing they do well is deliver packages, circulars and junk mail. It generates a lot of revenue, but not enough to stem the deficit.

Nobody will ever be able to explain to me why my TIME magazine was delivered to me today with pages ripped away. I wonder what happened along the delivery way.

They need to show my magazines more respect and keep their deficit under $16 billion, although I doubt it.

I wonder if they will ever move to privatizing mail delivery. There are over 500,000 postal employees to consider in doing anything. I don't think it will happen, but you never know. There could be some type of reform 15 years from now in 2028.

10:18 pm est 

Friday, January 11, 2013

It's All In The Hands


The flu epidemic across the nation is really bad and has caused a number of deaths. So far, I have not been sick, in spite of not getting a flu shot.

I have mixed emotions about some of the comments I hear from the media and elected officials. We are being told to get a flu shot. I have not had one since 1981 and no plans to do so. Telling people to get a shot is another example of the "Nanny State" we live in.

I think it's a good idea to encourage people to wash their hands and cover their mouth when they cough. However, it can get to the point of sounding like a lecture from an adult to a child.

Hand washing is a problem 365 days a year. I might be compulsive about it, but I see people in the bathroom who don't wash their hands. It's easy to see why there is so much illness associated with  food handling.

6:46 pm est 

Thursday, January 10, 2013

How Busy Can You Be?


I was at a gas station today and saw a guy fixing one of the gas pump nozzles. That seems like a normal thing to do, but he had a truck with a door sign that said he was from a nozzle service company in New Hampshire.

I wonder how busy he gets. Is there much competition in this line of work? They don't need his services unless it's for a repair or new installation. How many other calls did he get today?

I wanted to ask him questions, but I thought he might look at me like I'm some type of fool. He certainly has an interesting and unique job.

4:56 pm est 

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Laundry Appreciation Day


I did something today I had not since 1983. I went to the laundromat because the two washing machines in my apartment building are being replaced. They both died over a week ago. It's been about ten days since I did any laundry. I couldn't wait any longer.

The place I went to was clean, but more expensive than I thought. The cheapest washer was $3.75. I spent $11 on three large loads. It was another $9 for three dryers. I'll be so glad when the new machines are hooked up. I'm sure the price will go up, but it was only $1.25 for a wash.

I didn't want to fold my laundry there so I brought it home. Everything needs to be folded. I think I'll count how many things I washed today. I have an enormous pile of t-shirts and many socks.

I always enjoy doing laundry. I hope I never get that far behind again.

8:23 pm est 

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

On Thin Ice


If people want to engage in irresponsible behavior, I'm ok with that as long as it doesn't effect anyone else. However, it's a problem because people often drag down others with their selfish actions.

I saw this today when people were on the ice of a local pond in spite of it being 44 degrees outside. You could see from the road how thin the ice was. That didn't stop two different groups from venturing out onto it. I saw a couple of people fishing. They should know better, but they obviously had no concern about the ice.

They have a right to fall through the ice if they want to. However, it's selfish on their part to think that first responders would need to put heir own lives in jeopardy in order to save them.

Venturing onto the ice in warm weather should be done at your own risk. However, they would be the first to scream for help if they fell in.

3:41 pm est 

Monday, January 7, 2013

A Case of the Bug


I'm not a fan of any insects that enter my apartment. When I see them, they meet their demise very quickly. Yesterday, I was startled when I saw something fly by me as I read the newspaper.

I grabbed a fly swatter and waited for it to land. About an hour later, I saw in on my kitchen counter and quickly struck. I was surprised at its size. I'm not sure what it was, but it was bigger than a moth and didn't have the same type of wings.

I hope I don't see another one, but if I do, I'll jump into action. This place isn't big enough for both of us.

12:27 pm est 

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Sales Not Sinking


I don't think they will ever come up with the total dollar amount of damage done by Superstorm Sandy. The devastation is a terrible sight to see.

Unfortunately, there has been an economic benefit to the building supply industry. Their sales have spiked since the storm as people try to rebuild.

The boating industry has also benefited. Sales are up 25% in the metropolitan NYC area because of insurance settlements on damaged boats. More than 65,000 boats were destroyed along the coast and at marinas. 

Boat owners are very passionate about replacing their crafts no matter what size. Industry observers expect sales to hit $700 million before it's over. Hopefully, the boats are made in the USA and providing good paying jobs.

It seems like that there is always some type of economic benefit to disasters. It's a shame, but it happens.

11:24 am est 

The Big Wheel


Some ideas always sound great, but are so flawed in reality. Government has a big role in that. Many ideas come and go, but I think we were all behind the plan to have a 625 foot Ferris Wheel as part of a $500 million project on Staten Island. It was a no-brainer until we found out that most of the ride is in a flood zone.

People have their heads in the ground when it comes to flood zones. Who knows when a geat storm will strike again? It could be 40 years or six months. It's easy to see why developers would be nervous about this.

I don't think this project will ever happen.


11:18 pm est 

Friday, January 4, 2013

The Biggest Bar


I have not eaten any chocolate or candy since late 2008. Sometimes at work, I would buy M&M's, but never again after I retired. My last candy bar was about 10 years ago.

I was in a store today and saw a one pound Hershey Bar. It was enormous. Bigger than the bar was the price at $11.99. Who would buy this other than for some type of joke gift? I'm sure there are those who could consume it during one sitting.

If I never eat any more chocolate, that's ok with me. There are no plans in the future.


5:08 pm est 

Thursday, January 3, 2013

A Vote For Going Early


Voter turnout in Massachusetts elections has not always been impressive. It gets worse for the primaries. Many people lose interest because so many seats go uncontested, especially in the state legislature.

I was pleased to hear that Beacon Hill will consider bills allowing early voting and loosening the guidelines for absentee ballots.

Election day has always been a tradition everywhere in this country, but people should have the option to vote on an earlier date if they choose. There will be some financial costs involved, but I think having more people participate in the election process outweighs any price.

As long as the integrity can be protected, I'm all in favor of early voting.


12:28 am est 

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

No Tickets To Orlando


New York City claims to be the number one destination for tourists with 52 million visitors in 2012. I always wonder how they keep track of this stuff. Officials say it's based on computer models.

Orlando, home of Disney World, is also saying that they beat the Big Apple by over 500,000. How can you dispute this? Counting hotel room nights is a factor, but what about day trips to both places?

New York also claims 33% of foreign tourists. How is this computed? Nobody sits at the airport with a clicker to count people exiting from planes.

I often wonder how New York figures that 356,000 worker are employed in the tourism industry. Do they count cab drivers and bodega owners?

New York City has always been my favorite destination. I went to Disney World once. I have no intentions of ever going back there. I don't care if the trip is free.

10:40 am est 

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

The Illegal Bottle


We see the ongoing difficulty in determining what level of government should establish a law regulating something. This is especially true concerning the issue of gun control. States want to maintain their rights and laws. Others feel, it should be under the guidance of the federal government.

Many other aspects of life are shrouded in regulatory controversy. Some states have their own deposit bottle bills to encourage recycling and eliminating waste. Various types of bottle are not redeemable in other states. Massachusetts allows consumers to throw plastic water bottles in the trash if they don't recycle them.

The town of Concord, Mass has taken it one step further. They have outlawed the sale of single bottles of water. Officals feel that there is suitable tap water to drink.

I think this is a very Draconian rule. I have no doubt that water bottles use up too much petroleum and usually end up in a landfill, but I think local government has exceeded their boundary.They are also effecting the commerce of stores who will now lose money because they can't sell the single use bottles.

In a perfect world, everything would get recycled, but it doesn't happen. I don't think the solution is to draw up a list of arbitrary items that should be outlawed.

1:28 pm est 

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