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This site is created by Jim Laprel; avid runner, comic and blogger. See my schedule below for my latest comedy appearances. Click on my blogs to see my latest thoughts on the New England Patriots and the NFL, as well as other aspects of life.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
                          Lao-tzu Chinese philosopher ( 604-531 B.C. )

Start of the New York City Marathon

Nov 1, 2015 

At the finish line

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Listen to this interview I did on Big Sauce Radio about my marathon running and comedy.

Watch me work on my "Bucket List" in my Youtube debut. I'm eating the first banana in my lifetime.

Here is an interview I did with a local newspaper about my running.

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My blog: "All Pats Talk". Read the latest on the three time Super Bowl Champions and the rest of the NFL. Get an "outsiders" viewpoint. (click here)

Read about the lives of fascinating people in my blog: "They Wrote Their First Line" (click here) UPDATED 05/23/16

  

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Tues, July 23  Winner's Circle 

                       211 Elm St.  Salisbury, Mass  8pm 

Thurs, Aug 8    Fody's Tavern

                         16 Clinton St.  Nashua, NH  8pm 

  Random Thoughts About Things

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Saturday, December 31, 2016

The Last Hours of 2016

 

These are the last three hours of 2016. Soon it will be history. That happens with every year. The future eventually becomes the past.

Years serve as a way to measure and remember our life. We only get so many of them. 

 

9:16 pm est 

Friday, December 30, 2016

Not This Time

 

There was a time when I wanted to be in New York City on New Year's Eve. When I finally checked the price for hotels, I decided it would never happen. That was back in the 1990's.

I can't imagine being packed into the crowd for hours on end. Going to the bathroom would be a major issue. The security concerns have made the entire experience more complicated.

It won't be any different tomorrow night in Times Square. The tradition will continue with the  dropping of the ball. It will keep happening after we are all gone.

3:31 pm est 

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Sky Water

 

We really dodged a big snow fall where I live. It has been raining all day and finally started snowing around 8pm. Whatever snow we get will be a lot less than we could have been shoveling. 

Naturally, there are people who are complaining that it was raining earlier. Saying "Are we done with the drought?" is just ignorant.

We need so much more water from the sky all across America. 

9:14 pm est 

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Real Milk

 

We can always count on Congress to waste time on trivial matters that don't accomplish much.

I agree with the move by 25 members to call for the FDA to look into the labeling of milk.

The product was always considered as being from dairy cows, but now we have the almond and soy versions. They are not the real thing and should not have the same label as the stuff from cows.

I don't know what soy and almond should be called, but they are not cow milk.  

1:23 pm est 

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Cross Just Once

 

I never mind going food shopping. Some people really hate it. Nobody likes to spend money on something that is a constant need.

I usually go at least three times a week. Sometimes, I write a few items down on a slip of paper and look at it when I get into the store and before I go to the cashiers.

There are always people with a list in their hand who make a big deal out of crossing items off. One line through the item would be sufficient, but for some, they need to cross it off several times. It's almost as if they are mad at their list. 

1:29 pm est 

Monday, December 26, 2016

No Ink For Me

I saw a picture on Facebook of someone holding $100 gift cards from their mother to get a tattoo. I'm not a big fan of them or body piercing. They are both popular these days with men and women.
 
People get them for their own reasons. There is no reason to question their motive. I have no desire to ever get one. It's one of those things that is permanent. There is no turning back. 
1:40 pm est 

Sunday, December 25, 2016

No Gifts For Them

A business report on the radio the other day discussed what type of holiday tips people should give to certain individuals who provide services.
 
I don't agree with most of their points. The letter carrier should never be tipped. He is a federal employee and does not warrant any type of extra compensation from the public.
 
Teachers should not receive gifts. It can cause a conflict of interest. One story of a private school in New York City showed how out of control it can get.
 
Nobody is entitled to anything. People should do their job without expecting extra compensation. 
1:22 am est 

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Nobody Made The Page

My local newspaper didn't list any obituaries yesterday. I found that to be very strange. I'm sure people died. Where are their stories? Will today's edition have them all? The only had two other day.
 
A lot happens this time of year.
 

10:01 am est 

Friday, December 23, 2016

Taking The Scenic Route

Today is considered one of the biggest traveling days of the year. I need to drive through Boston later today to get to a party in Hingham at 6pm. 
 
I have no idea how the traffic will be. I plan to leave by 4:30, but that might get me right in the middle of rush hour traffic. Rt 95 is an alternate route, but it will be just as crowded.
 
Since I will probably get stuck in traffic, I will take the scenic route through Boston. The views are better than Rt 95. 
12:48 pm est 

Thursday, December 22, 2016

The Costly Wheel

 

Whenever anything is built on the local, state or federal l level, we can expect the cost to get out of control. It just seems to happen. We always hear about the private sector doing it right and within budget.  

Such is not the case with the world's tallest Ferris wheel being built on Staten Island. The 630 foot tall structure is $300 million over budget and now has a delayed opening until 2018.

Two things are certain. The wheel will never get built for the new $590 million estimate and it won't open on the planned date. 

It's suppose to be a major tourist attraction, but the cost will probably make the rides very expensive. 

7:05 pm est 

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

No Hotels

 

Bad ideas are all around us. I can't believe there is a proposal to build a 35 room hotel within 1,000 feet of the summit of Mt Washington in New Hampshire. The owners of the historic cog railway want to build it on a right-of-way they own.  

This sounds like such a bad idea on a mountain that is already overcrowded on a daily basis. It's a great way to ruin the beauty of the place. 

Its popularity is evident by the 150,230 cars that traveled up the auto road this year. The estimated 374,000 visitors also included 23,635 van trips and 110,000 on the cog railway.

If they build one hotel, they will want another. 

 

 

12:07 pm est 

The End of Autumn

 

This is the final hour in the last full day of Autumn 2016. Winter will be here tomorrow at 5:34am. How will it be? Will we get a lot of snow? We hear all sorts of predictions, but nobody really knows. 

Autumn went by fast. That's how it always goes. Once the winter starts, it's the beginning of the end of it. Everything moves towards spring. 

11:37 pm est 

Monday, December 19, 2016

It Won't Get Built

Every large city has many building projects that never get off the ground. Boston is no exception.
 
We are seeing another high-rise tower for South Station. This is just another in a long line of proposals over the last 25 years that never got built, especially for financial reasons. 
 
The bigger need at South Station is the number of platforms for commuter trains and Amtrak. The underground transit link to North Station has never been addressed.
 
In Boston, public transit will always be second rate compared to what it could be.
9:16 pm est 

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Bag The Idea

I think most would agree that there are too many plastic bags that end up in landfills. What is the solution to this?
 
Some communities have outlawed them while others imposed a five or ten cent tax on them. This doesn't seem like a solution that works.
 
The Boston City Council just voted down a five cent tax on bags. Many thought it would pass, but I don't think a tax is the answer.
 
I was in a book store in Cambridge recently and faced the prospect of paying a dime for one. I declined the offer because I was going directly to my car. 
3:54 pm est 

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Plowing The Grass

 

You see a lot of interesting behavior when you walk around during a snow storm. It's all out there between the drivers, plow operators and others trying to dig their car out. 

I was able to walk on portions of sidewalks that had been plowed. It appears that some operators never followed the pavement. I could see patches of grass that had been damaged. One guy in a parking lot was doing a number on the lawn next to a building. 

It's hard to get it right. I don't know how of these guys do it. Plowing looks a real challenge in some cases. 

6:22 pm est 

Friday, December 16, 2016

Wear Your Hat

A Boston radio commentator decided to use his time to inform people that they should dress appropriately and wear a hat during today's frigid weather.
 
I assume that most adults would be smart enough to take the proper precautions, but many don't. They have the right to act foolish if they choose.
 
This is another great example of the Nanny State. At least it didn't come from local and state officials.  
1:11 pm est 

Thursday, December 15, 2016

The Coyote Knew

 

I always enjoyed the Roadrunner cartoons and the misadventures of Wile E Coyote. He was always trying to do something with the anvils made by ACME. It seemed like everything he touched was an ACME product.  

I never knew it was an actual word until I saw it in a sentence today. The definition of "point of attainment" makes a lot of sense.

The name looked funny when I was younger, but it actually had a lot of meaning. 

10:57 pm est 

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

From Liquid To Solid

 

I wanted to use some "white out" today to cover over a mistake made in my running log. Unfortunately, the liquid has become solid and no longer usable. It was not the first time for this.

I'm not sure why this happened again. The cover was screwed on tightly, but it didn't matter. My error will be corrected in the future.  

3:05 pm est 

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

It's Not Really Junk

 

I keep getting postcards to extend my warranty on a 2013 Toyota Corolla I have not owned for almost two years.

This is a waste of time for everyone. I just end up recycling the card. On the other hand, it keeps people busy in the marketing department and provides necessary mail for the USPS. 

We all get junk mail that we don't want, but it serves a purpose in a strange way. 

10:20 pm est 

Monday, December 12, 2016

End of Watch

 

It's well known that a digital watch is never water-proof once the back is opened up. Everything was going fine today until I went for a run.  

When I got home, I noticed some fog under the crystal. As the day went on, the digital display started to look scrambled.

I think this might be the end of my watch. It doesn't tell time now. It's only a matter of hours before the screen goes blank. 

7:09 pm est 

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Storm 16

 

It looks like we might get some meaningful snow between tonight and tomorrow morning. The weather people are having a ball with this. All the attention is on them.

They were wrong last week when they said we would get a dusting, but ended up with over two inches.

If you keep putting it out there, you get it right eventually. 

People were panic shopping today. They couldn't treat it like a regular Sunday.

6:11 pm est 

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Flying Calls

 

I think it's a bad idea that the US Department of Transportation is considering whether to allow airline passengers to make calls during flights.

I have not flown for a number of years, but I think all of the noise from conversations would be a big distraction. It's hard enough to relax on a plane. 

Flying was never fun for me. It would only add more to a stressful situation. 

2:00 pm est 

Friday, December 9, 2016

Don't Plan On 2021

 

Boston area commuters should never get their hopes up that the Green Line Extension will be running any time soon into Medford and Somerville.  

The project is a complete joke and a great example of the horrors of a public works project. The seven stations along the line were expected to be operating years ago. Back in 2014, the date was bumped to 2017. Now it's 2021.

Don't expect that date to be firm. The $2.3 billion cost continues to swell. Funding is a huge issue. At some point, it reaches a point where it never gets done. 

12:47 pm est 

Thursday, December 8, 2016

A Time To Steal

 

Every year we hear the same story about people having packages stolen from the front steps of their home. There are many brazen thieves out there who think nothing of theft around the holidays.

Delivery companies share a big part of the blame for just leaving packages unattended. Recipients should make other arrangements and not rely on the goodwill of people. 

There are those out there who will steal anything. They just don't care about others. 

10:36 pm est 

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

The Last Reunion

 

Today was the 75th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor which ushered America into World War II. It has always been known as "The Day of Infamy". 

It's a bigger story this year because of it being 75 years. It's one of the last chances to honor veterans from that day. The youngest would be about 92. 

The numbers are getting smaller, with many of them having health problems which preclude travel. 

7:47 pm est 

Monday, December 5, 2016

Less Public Smoke

It will be interesting to see if the federal government is able to enforce the ban on smoking in the 1.2 million housing units overseen by HUD. The ban would allow for designated areas 25 feet away from any building.
 
Prohibiting smoking makes a great deal of sense, but I question the ability of local housing agencies to monitor it.  Skeptics view it as government overreach, but others say it should have been done years ago for health reasons.
1:06 pm est 

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Snow By Dec 16

 

The weather people became very relevant today when they predicted a possible inch of snow during tomorrow morning rush hour traffic. 

We have no idea how this might work out, but they are scaring people with the talk about snow. 

It will be a long winter because of the media. 

10:54 pm est 

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Go For The Last Saturday

I'm not a big fan of Halloween. I think it's very overrated. It's a day for kids, but adults get too swept up in it.
 
There is a proposal in the Massachusetts legislature to make it the last Saturday in October, instead of the traditional 31st.
 
I support this idea in order to have some type of uniformity between cities and towns over the date. It makes sense not to have it on a school night. 
12:15 pm est 

Friday, December 2, 2016

The Unclaimed

 

It's hard to believe that the Los Angeles County Coroner and Morgue will conduct its annual burial of the cremated remains of unclaimed bodies. This year's tally will be 1,430 which is consistent with past years. 

It's terrible to think that so many bodies are unclaimed every year. Every person has a story and a family, but something happened for them to fall through the cracks. 

This should never happen, but it's the reality all across America. It will never end. 

5:28 pm est 

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Paying For The Fundraisers

 

It seems no matter how you analyze it, charities spend too much money on fund raising and administrative costs. Some executives receive exorbitant salaries which only serve to alienate potential donors.

Many charities resort to professional fundraisers who either call or send letters. A report in the news showed that in Massachusetts, $201million was raised by this method during 2015, but only $82 million actually went to the charity. That is only 41% of the money donated.

I find this to be totally unacceptable. Fundraisers make a living at the expense of the charity. It makes people cynical and not want to give when they see where their money actually goes. 

1:23 pm est 


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